The Blue Banker Dog
THE RICH COUSIN OF BONK
BUY ON SOLANA
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WHO IS BANK
In a world flooded by reckless hype, BANK stands as the trusted guardian of good sense (and good bags). Born into a blue-blooded line of meme coin aristocrats, BANK has made it his mission to guide, invest, and grow wealth across the wild lands of crypto. Because sometimes, the smartest move isn't chasing every trend — it's choosing the right memes, and holding them like a true legend.
HOLD KING WITH DIAMOND HANDS
BANK doesn’t rush. He holds strong, smiles harder. In a market of shaky hands and paper hearts, he’s the rockstar banker. Invest with patience, thrive with conviction: that's the BANK way. And you should follow it.
GEM SCOUT FOR EASY 100X
While others FOMO into noise, BANK prowls quietly, spotting the silent gems before they roar. His nose for greatness? Unmatched. If BANK is sniffing around, for sure treasure isn’t far. Just trust him.
TRUSTED MEME ADVISOR
From Pepe to Doge, from Bonk to rising stars, BANK’s advice shapes meme history across the planet. His wisdom builds empires. His counsel saves futures. Every great meme story needs a trusted banker behind it.
PAPER HANDS EXTERMINATOR
BANK doesn't sell. BANK doesn't panic. BANK doesn't even flinch. If you think about paper-handing your bags, remember: BANK is watching — and judging. Real gains are for those who endure.
BANK ROADMAP
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Phase 1: The Vault Opening
Launch $BANK on Solana. Secure the first wave of believers: diamond paws, noble wallets, and meme connoisseurs only. The vault is open — and it’s invitation-only.
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Phase 2: The Great Allocation
Distribute $BANK wisely. Community, partnerships, and reserves — no degen games, no shady moves. A true banker knows: trust is the highest currency.
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Phase 3: Meme Coin Consultancy
Become the official advisor to rising meme coins. BANK will guide new projects, sniffing out real potential and adding a touch of blue-blooded wisdom where needed.
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Phase 4: HODLERS' Reward
Set up exclusive rewards for loyal holders: airdrops, raffles, access to secret vaults. Diamond hands will be treated like royalty. Paper hands? Left outside.
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Phase 5: The Bank Board
Create a council of selected meme leaders and community OGs. Strategic alliances, meme collabs, governance votes. BANK doesn’t rule alone — he builds an empire.
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Phase 6: Infiltrate the CEXes
Negotiate CEX listings. Start from niche exchanges, aiming high. Because even if BANK is chill, his ambition is as big as the vault he guards.
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Phase 7: The Meme Trust Fund
Launch a treasury to invest in new meme projects, community ideas, and charity initiatives. Because real wealth is not just printed — it's multiplied and shared.
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BANK FAQ
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Who is BANK?
The blue-blooded cousin of BONK, a meme coin consultant, a vault guardian, and your next favorite financial mascot. Noble by birth, degen by choice.
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Why does BANK wear a top hat?
Because real investors dress for success — and nothing says “diamond paws” like a classic top hat. Also, it hides extra $BANK tokens underneath.
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Does BANK ever sell?
No. BANK doesn't sell. BANK accumulates. If you see him selling, it means the blockchain itself is closing down.
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What's BANK's investment strategy?
Simple: sniff the memes early, HODL forever, jeet only if your life depends on it. Preferably after three chain confirmations and a formal ceremony.
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Will BANK create his own vault?
Of course. A proper banker needs a proper vault. Expect staking, locking, and rewards as blue as his fur.
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How does BANK feel about paper hands?
Paper hands are banned from BANK's office. Violators will be escorted outside — politely, but firmly — by a team of meme coin bodyguards.
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Can other meme coins ask BANK for advice?
Yes. BANK offers premium consulting for serious memes only. His services are paid strictly in good vibes, loyalty, and memes-per-minute performance.
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How do I join the BANK elite club?
Buy $BANK. Hold $BANK. Believe in $BANK. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll get invited to a secret vault party with diamond paw elites.